Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed. Steve Almond
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Here we have a very common saying that we use when we want to say that someone is an idiot. The person who likes chocolate loves chocolate and doesn't care, while the person who claims not to like chocolate can't stand chocolate and will never eat it again. The second person is the idiot here. According to the proverb, if you don't like chocolate, so what? You probably won't get any anyway!

Source: Candyfreak: A Journey Through The Chocolate Underbelly Of America

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